“Update CRM? I’d Rather Floss a Cat” Mug, Office Humor Gift, Cat Lover Present, Quirky Drinkware, Unique Tea Mug

For every rep who’s stared down their CRM and thought, there has to be a better way. This 15oz ceramic mug says what you’re thinking so you don’t have to. Equal parts sarcasm and caffeine delivery system, it’s the perfect desk companion for the sales professional who lives for pipeline… just not data entry.

Whether you’re grinding through end-of-quarter madness or pretending to update notes from last week’s “strategic follow-up,” this mug’s got your back (and your coffee). It’s also a guaranteed conversation starter on any sales floor—or a subtle gift for that coworker who rage-clicks “refresh” in Salesforce like it owes them money.

Product Features

• 15oz capacity—because small mugs are for SDRs still on probation

• Microwave and dishwasher safe (unlike your patience for admin work)

• Made from 100% white ceramic with a smooth finish

• Comfortable C-handle for long calls and longer demos

Care Instructions
Dishwasher or hand-wash with warm water and mild soap. Try not to spill when your CRM crashes.