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In a galaxy fueled by quotas and coffee, only the strong survive the forecast. The “Sales Wars: May the Forecast Be With You” Hoodie is made for those who battle pipeline monsters and end-of-quarter chaos like true Jedi. Soft, durable, and effortlessly cool, it’s the ultimate armor for sales pros, founders, and closers who know that every deal is a force to be reckoned with. Whether you’re cold-calling or kicking back, this hoodie brings comfort, confidence, and a wink of humor to your grind.
Product Details:
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester (Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton, 60% polyester)
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to prevent a center crease
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for stretch and recovery
• Front pouch pocket for convenience
• Double-needle stitching on collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem for long-lasting wear
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador
• Note: White color variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties
“Sales Wars: May the Forecast Be With You” Hoodie | Funny Star Wars Parody Sweatshirt for Sales Pros and Closers
$49.99
Product Details:
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester (Heather Sport Dark Navy: 40% cotton, 60% polyester)
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to prevent a center crease
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex for stretch and recovery
• Front pouch pocket for convenience
• Double-needle stitching on collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem for long-lasting wear
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, or El Salvador
• Note: White color variant may appear slightly off-white due to fabric properties