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Stay classy—and just a little overconfident. The “I’m 90% Confident This Will Close (and 100% Confident I’m Lying)” Mouse Pad is a hilarious Anchorman-inspired parody that captures the eternal optimism (and occasional creative forecasting) of every sales pro. With its smooth surface, non-slip grip, and bold comedic flair, this mouse pad adds both performance and personality to your workspace. Perfect for deal-makers who take their hustle seriously—but never themselves too seriously.
Product Details:
• Soft polyester surface for smooth, precise mouse movement
• Non-slip natural rubber base for reliable grip
• Rounded edges for a clean, professional finish
• Dimensions: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
• Weight: 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
• Blank product sourced from China
• Care Tip: Keep out of direct sunlight to prevent print fading
“I’m 90% Confident This Will Close (and 100% Confident I’m Lying)” Mouse Pad | Funny Anchorman Parody Desk Accessory for Sales Pros & Closers
$14.99
Product Details:
• Soft polyester surface for smooth, precise mouse movement
• Non-slip natural rubber base for reliable grip
• Rounded edges for a clean, professional finish
• Dimensions: 8.7″ × 7.1″ × 0.12″ (220 × 180 × 3 mm)
• Weight: 2.8 oz (79.4 g)
• Blank product sourced from China
• Care Tip: Keep out of direct sunlight to prevent print fading