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For the days when your CRM feels like your worst enemy, meet the “Update CRM? I’d Rather Floss a Cat” Journal. This hilariously relatable Grumpy Cat–inspired notebook captures the universal sales mood: equal parts sarcasm, caffeine, and chaos. Designed with a matte hardcover and tear-out pages, it’s perfect for jotting notes, venting between calls, or pretending you’re being productive while secretly avoiding data entry. Durable, sleek, and unapologetically honest—because not every update deserves your energy.
Product Details:
• Matte laminated front and back cover with a soft-touch finish
• 150 lined pages (75 sheets) of cream-colored, uncoated paper
• Cover weight: 80 lb (118 g/m²); Page weight: 70 lb (104 g/m²)
• Perforated pages for easy tear-out
• Casewrap binding with a flexible sewn spine for long-lasting use
• Dimensions: 5.75″ × 8″ (14.6 cm × 20.3 cm)
• Blank product sourced and fulfilled in the US
• Note: Includes a small 0.5″ × 0.5″ barcode on the back cover
• Made on demand—no minimums
“Update CRM? I’d Rather Floss a Cat” Journal | Funny Grumpy Cat Sales Notebook for Professionals, Reps & Entrepreneurs
$23.99
Product Details:
• Matte laminated front and back cover with a soft-touch finish
• 150 lined pages (75 sheets) of cream-colored, uncoated paper
• Cover weight: 80 lb (118 g/m²); Page weight: 70 lb (104 g/m²)
• Perforated pages for easy tear-out
• Casewrap binding with a flexible sewn spine for long-lasting use
• Dimensions: 5.75″ × 8″ (14.6 cm × 20.3 cm)
• Blank product sourced and fulfilled in the US
• Note: Includes a small 0.5″ × 0.5″ barcode on the back cover
• Made on demand—no minimums