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“Sales Wars” Tote Bag | Funny Star Wars Parody Organic Cotton Bag for Sales Pros, Entrepreneurs & Forecast Masters

$29.99
May the forecast be with you—wherever you go. The “Sales Wars” Tote Bag combines humor, style, and practicality for sales pros who know that every trip to the office (or the grocery store) is part of the mission. Made from 100% certified organic cotton, this durable and eco-friendly bag is roomy enough for laptops, notebooks, or a week’s worth of deals. With its minimalist parody design and sustainable build, it’s a must-have for closers who hustle like Jedi.

Product Details:
• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill for sustainable strength
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• Dual 1″ (2.5 cm) wide straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) in length
• Open main compartment for easy access
• Blank product sourced from India

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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