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Stay classy—and maybe a little overconfident. The “I’m 90% Confident This Will Close (and 100% Certain I’m Lying)” Journal is a hilarious nod to every sales pro who’s ever faked certainty to make it through the forecast meeting. Inspired by the charisma and charm of Anchorman-style bravado, this matte hardcover notebook is perfect for tracking deals, jotting ideas, or capturing those moments of genius between calls. Equal parts humor and hustle, it’s the ultimate sales companion for the bold, the brave, and the occasionally full of it.
Product Details:
• Matte laminated front and back cover for a smooth, premium texture
• 150 lined, cream-colored pages (75 sheets)
• Uncoated paper for a clean, easy writing experience
• Cover weight: 80 lb (118 g/m²); Page weight: 70 lb (104 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 5.75″ × 8″ (14.6 cm × 20.3 cm)
• Perforated pages for easy tear-out
• Casewrap binding with a flexible sewn spine
• Blank product sourced and fulfilled in the US
“I’m 90% Confident This Will Close (and 100% Certain I’m Lying)” Journal | Funny Anchorman Parody Notebook for Sales Pros & Entrepreneurs
$20.99
Product Details:
• Matte laminated front and back cover for a smooth, premium texture
• 150 lined, cream-colored pages (75 sheets)
• Uncoated paper for a clean, easy writing experience
• Cover weight: 80 lb (118 g/m²); Page weight: 70 lb (104 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 5.75″ × 8″ (14.6 cm × 20.3 cm)
• Perforated pages for easy tear-out
• Casewrap binding with a flexible sewn spine
• Blank product sourced and fulfilled in the US